Jokes

• An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, "What is this - some kind of joke?"
• The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A horse walks into a bar. Sensing the potential volatility of the situation, everyone leaves.
• Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Come in.
• Lysdexia
• What do you get if you combine a joke with a rhetorical question
• A man walks into a bar. It hurt.