Monday 6 October 2014

I'm Being Facetious

Can't wait for the pre-trib rapture! 

After Jesus has come to take us away, Israel finally gets to go back under Moses' Law while we're away - woohooh! 

Then we get to leave heaven's beauty to return to a pummelled planet, at the 3rd coming kind of - so we too can keep Moses' Feast of Tabernacles for a thousand years, or be cursed. 

The whole world is then gonna turn against us again in battle. All of this AFTER the Blessed Hope. But not to worry: a kind of 4th 'coming' will save the day. 

Then finally we'll get to see 'the end' again, for real.

Can this current, unexpected Gentile Age of Grace hurry up and end already! 

Bring on the Temple! Bring back the Levitical priests and animal sacrifices! 

So glad I've got Sukkot this week. Dress-up rehearsals for our future are important - wouldn't wanna incur one of those pesky curses during the Millennium! 

Speaking of pesky - really glad those uncircumcised Canaanites won't be allowed, too. 

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